DRAFTMag.com tapped resident comedian Adam Tokarz who put together a list of brews you can drink. His thoughts are varied and aggressive — just like the tee shots required at Augusta — but always pin-high.

Magic Hat’s Fat Angel: Although this craft brew with citrusy hops is currently enjoying retirement (most likely, playing shuffleboard while drinking Maalox and mint juleps in Boca Raton), the comparison to 2009 Masters’ winner Angel Cabrera is too perfect to pass up. A ruddy-faced Argentinian with a Roseanne rotundness, Cabrera may be playing with more dimples than a sleeve of Callaway CB1 Reds, but he’s earned the right. The man’s donned the coveted green jacket, so he’s allowed to idulge in a craft beer or… 18.

Check out the rest in DRAFTMag.com’s latest feature.

The Masters: A Drinking Man’s Tournament

As the author writes, “After experiencing greater Toronto’s array of OHL teams and craft brewers, the answer will be as clear as a Steam Whistle pilsner. When it comes to beer and hockey, smaller is better.”

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