Beer Vs. Wine…Headlines
Like most of you, I constantly sift through news feeds looking to see what others are writing about beer. Aside from the occasional big-ticket stories that spread to every possible publishing outlet (hello, Beer Summit and Cameron vs. Obama), beer headlines range from “Local man stabs other local man with beer bottle” to “Beerbeque-n-Blues fest tonight,” on any given day. Every. Single. Day. This morning I decided to do a casual search for wine, just to see the print/online life this beverage lives. I can’t say I was surprised. Ladies and gentlemen, today’s Beer vs. Wine headline match-up.
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Hmm. Something seems off-balance here. Beer gets stuck with the anonymous man while wine gets the celebrity. Beer and wine have shared an uneven relationship for the thousands of years they’ve been around, so maybe there’s nothing shocking here—except for “200 Bottles of Beer at Warp Speed.” Sign me up.
What beer headlines make you laugh, or piss you off the most?
