We’re buying a beer for… Eloi Cole

§ April 7th, 2010 § Filed under News § Tagged Comments Off

Last week, we bought a beer for humanity because we worried the world would end when scientists started slamming particles together in the Large Hadron Collider. That, thankfully, didn’t happen. (In fact, success! And puns!)

What did happen, however, was you trespassed, claiming to be from the future. In your words: “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Sounds like a great time. Can we come?

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